Hitler for services to world peace

Following the University of Indonesia’s (UI) award of an honorary doctorate to Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz for contributions to the fields of peace and humanity – and this shortly after ordering the topping of a  number of Indonesian servant workers in dubious circumstances, academic circles in the country are abuzz with speculation as to just who will be next to be unilaterally graced with an award.

A. Hitler

Speculative candidates range from Hitler for services to world peace, through Saddam Hussein for weapons of mass destruction advancement to President Assad of Syria for contributions to ethnic harmony and civic tolerance.

The Rector’s mad cap dash to get his hand on the self-destruct button seems destined for success now that he has attracted the attention of such respected luminaries as Smile Wide who is on record as having said he has received “hundreds of text messages and e-mails over poor UI leadership”

PT Ladbrokes Sunowono is offering 10-1 against the Rector lasting past Idul Adha,

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